Monday, February 13, 2012

The Wizard of Oz

There's no place like home

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

But I didn't mean to kill anybody.

Ding Dong the witch is dead

She's dead, you killed her.

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

Nobody gets in to see the Wizard

I had an Aunt Em myself once.

I'm melting melting....

I'll get you yet my pretty and your little dog too!

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Fight Club

When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep and you're never really awake. 

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Goodfellas

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster.
Being a gangster was better than being the President of the United States!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

 Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller? 


Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop to look around every once in a while your going to miss it.


Oh, hello...I'm sorry I can't come to the door right now....I'm afraid in my weakened condition I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further absenses...you can reach my parents at their place of business...thank you for your concern...goodbye...

Wednesday, January 25, 2012